1. richarcl:

    dying is taking too long

    (Source: homophobic, via 5sosareassbutts)

  2. downunderirwin:

    Drunk Michael taking a marker to your face as you’re passed out on the couch at the party only to make kitty whiskers because you’re the only pussy he wants. 

    (via 5sosareassbutts)

  3. caroldamver:

    clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

    (via book-emlou-lou)

  4. awkwardvagina:

    have you ever just cried because you’re you

    (Source: awkwardvagina, via perksofhemmings)

  5. pomfette:

    if you miss someone who does not miss you, or who is no good for you, or is unattainable, take all the love you once felt for them and spread it around other places. put your love in worthwhile people and things, turn the romance in to passions for hobbies or admiration for others- enrich your own life. focus on yourself and those who actively make you happy.

    (via pizzuhut)

  6. x-89:

    [switches to mother tongue to talk shit about you]

    (via tiltyoubackhoney)

  7. lggyzalea:

    when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

    image

    (via libbawhatsername)

  8. mariowiki:

    when you and your friend pull off a sick burn

    image

    (via libbawhatsername)

    positivemessagefortheday:

    I see a lot of hotline posts all over tumblr - so here’s a culmination of a few:

    Depression

    • Suicide Hotline (US, UK, Canada & Singapore): 1-800-SUICIDE (2433)
    • Suicide hotline (New Zealand): 0800 543 354
    • Depression hotline: 1-630-482-9696
    • Suicide Crisis Line: 1-800-999-9999
    • National Suicide Prevention Helpline: 1-800-273-TALK (8245)
    • National Adolescent Suicide Helpline: 1-800-621-4000
    • Postpartum Depression: 1-800-PPD-MOMS
    • NDMDA Depression Hotline – Support Group: 1-800-826-3632
    • Veterans: 1-877-VET2VET
    • Crisis Help Line – For Any Kind of Crisis: 1-800-233-4357
    • Suicide & Depression Crisis Line – Covenant House: 1-800-999-9999

    Domestic Abuse

    • National Child Abuse Helpline: 1-800-422-4453
    • National Domestic Violence Crisis Line: 1-800-799-SAFE (7233)
    • National Domestic Violence Hotline (TDD): 1-800-787-32324
    • Center for the Prevention of School Violence: 1-800-299-6504
    • Child Abuse Helpline: 1-800-4-A-CHILD (1-800-422-4453)
    • Domestic Violence Helpline: 1-800-548-2722
    • Healing Woman Foundation (Abuse): 1-800-477-4111
    • Child Abuse Hotline Support & Information: 1-800-792-5200
    • Women’s Aid National Domestic Violence Helpline (UK): 0345 023 468
    • Sexual Abuse Centre (UK): 0117 935 1707
    • Sexual Assault Support (24/7, English & Spanish): 1-800-223-5001
    • Domestic & Teen Dating Violence (English & Spanish): 1-800-992-2600
    • Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
    • Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

    Alcohol & Drug Abuse

    • National Association for Children of Alcoholics: 1-888-55-4COAS (1-888-554-2627)
    • National Drug Abuse: 1-800-662-HELP (4357)
    • Al-Anon/Alateen Hope & Help for young people who are the relatives & friends of a problem drinker): 1-800-344-2666
    • Alcohol/Drug Abuse Hotline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357)
    • Be Sober Hotline: 1-800-BE-SOBER (1-800-237-6237)
    • Cocaine Help Line: 1-800-COCAINE (1-800-262-2463)
    • 24 Hour Cocaine Support Line: 1-800-992-9239
    • Ecstasy Addiction: 1-800-468-6933
    • Marijuana Anonymous: 1-800-766-6779
    • Drinkline (UK): 0800 9178282
    • Frank (UK): 0800776600

    Youth & Teen Hotlines

    • National Youth Crisis Support: 1-800-448-4663
    • Youth America Hotline: 1-877-YOUTHLINE (1-877-968-8454)
    • Covenant House Nine-Line (Teens): 1-800-999-9999
    • Boys Town National: 1-800-448-3000
    • Teen Helpline: 1-800-400-0900
    • TeenLine: 1-800-522-8336
    • Youth Crisis Support: 1-800-448-4663 or 1-800-422-0009
    • Runaway Support (All Calls are Confidential): 800-231-6946
    • Childline: (UK Only) 0800 1111
    • Kids Helpline (Australia) 1800 55 1800
    •  b-eat youthline (UK): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

    Pregnancy Hotlines

    • AAA Crisis Pregnancy Center: 1-800-560-0717
    • Pregnancy Support: 1-800-4-OPTIONS (1-800-467-8466)
    • Pregnancy National Helpline: 1-800-356-5761
    • Young Pregnant Support: 1-800 550-4900

    Gay and Lesbian Hotlines

    • The Trevor Helpline (For homosexuality questions or problems): 1-800-850-8078
    • Gay & Lesbian National Support: 1-888-THE-GLNH (1-888-843-4564)
    • Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgender (GLBT) Youth Support Line: 1-800-850-8078
    • Lesbian & Gay Switchboard: (UK Only) 0121 622 6589
    • Lothian Gay & Lesbian Switchboard – Scotland: (Scotland Only) 0131 556 4049

    Other Hotlines

    • Self-Injury Support: 1-800-DONT CUT (1-800-366-8288) (www.selfinjury.com)
    • Eating Disorders Awareness and Prevention: 1-800-931-2237 (Hours: 8am-noon daily, PST)
    • Eating Disorders Center: 1-888-236-1188
    • Help Finding a Therapist: 1-800-THERAPIST (1-800-843-7274)
    • Panic Disorder Information and Support: 1-800-64-PANIC (1-800-647-2642)
    • TalkZone (Peer Counselors): 1-800-475-TALK (1-800-475-2855)
    • Parental Stress Hotline: 1-800-632-8188
    • National AIDS Helpline: (UK) 0800 567 123
    • Samaritans (UK): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
    • b-eat eating disorder support (UK): 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
    • Mind infoline (UK mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
    • Mind legal advice (UK): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
    • Cruse Bereavement Care (UK): 08444779400 helpline@cruse.org.uk

    I don’t own any of the pictures (if you know the sources, feel free to add them in ^^), nor did I create the above list. I just wanted them all in one place <3

    (via cliffolicious)